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Jibber Jabber

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I have to go get shot today
I wonder should I run away?
I could climb and hide up in a tree
And live with squirrels safe and free

The last time that they took me there
They stripped me to my underwear
They  hammered me upon my knees
And checked me like a dog for fleas

He said he’d take my temperature
I said you can’t put that up there
He took a stick from out his coat
And tried to stick it down my throat

To take my pulse he sent a nurse
but without it I might feel much worse
So when she tried to grab my wrist
I bit her on the arm and hissed

The Doctor ran back in the room
And told me of my coming doom
He said since from his nurse I’d fled
To take me to a vet instead
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crowhesghost's avatar
:rofl: This... this is a work of pure genius!

Hey, Jackie Chan is scared of needles, wonder if HE'S ever bitten a nurse...? :O