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Offenses too many but guiltless I stand proud
“What are the charges?” the Judge asked
“Blunt force Humor”
“Grievous bodily sarcasm”
“Displaying his stream of consciousness in a public place”
“Punitive punning”
“Abusing his love of all lines alliterative; allowing all else to languor listlessly while alienating livid lines of literary lechers.”

“And how do you plea?”


“I plea with glee;
For I am a simple Simon who’s sick of your sermons
And Plea is for pleasure; that’s good enough for me.”

“I’ll not change my tune even if you throw away the key
I’ll read your book the one you threw, through and through and through and then….
I’ll use it to complete my bookcase of selfless defense
An art passed on down through the sages to we happy few”


“We’ve heard enough of your tribble and tripe
Prepare for our black disposition.
Oh lowly fakir and fraud
You will be put down like the low beast you are”


"I pass gas on your sentence and instead choose the chair
Lazyboy that I am”

And now with my work in happy recline I say stand strong
against those who would write your wrongs.
More word association football wordplay

Thanks to JCC (John Cooper Clarke) for showing me the real love of alliteration.
Read "The Pest" by JCC

Thanks to Cookie Monster.

Thanks to nutmeg-redblade for the HTML

Cover art by MooseMama
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crowhesghost Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2007
:rofl: Focking brilliant! I have no advanced critique or anything else, just a heartfelt "focking brilliant!" :clap:
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2007   Writer
Glad it entertained you, I enjoyed writing it.
Hey I looked at your site and saw the Conan drawing, have you ever read Cerebus the Aardvark?
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crowhesghost Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2007
No, I haven't read it. I live in this kinda backward ass part of the country, and it's harder than hell to get good comic books out here. Half the reason I stopped reading them was because most of the good titles we DID get, they stopped distributing around here, and as for anything other than Marvel and DC, freakin' forget it. I'd have to drive almost an hour to Knoxville to a good comics store just get a wider selection, and I just didn't have the money to make the trip that often.
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gonetomorrow Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2007
This really captured my attention. A tragic thing is happening but it's written in such a way as to seem normal, as if penned by someone watching that has the same cold resolve as the jester.
Very creative, well done.
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2007   Writer
Thank you,
Yet again I am amazed and delighted at what others see in my work, you can never predict it, it's always fascinating to me to see how other eyes translate my words, and the same happens to me when I comment on others work.

At the time I was just enjoying myself with wordplay, and having a little jab at those who like to censor others work because it does not fit their standard

Thanks for your comment :)
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batousaijin Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2007
lol! awexome! i love the line "Plea is for pleasure," sounds like a line from a shakespearean clown.
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batousaijin Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2007
I love "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon," sung by Ernie... brings a tear to my eye... Your poem is seriously brilliant, though.
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2007   Writer
Thank you, it's actually me paraphrasing Cookie Monster from the song "C is for cookie" I also like "If moon were cookie"
I think some of the most inventive poetry is childrens poetry.
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YumeLenawawe Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2007
I adore this! I do agree with the comment above. Reminds me a good bit of Dr Seuss. I love the play with words and the satire and how it brings the point across so perfectly. I think think I'm in love :heart:
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2007   Writer
:blushes: Thank you, being compared to Dr Seuss is such a wonderful compliment :boogie:
Wordplay is pure fun; it feels good when so many people appreciate it.
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YumeLenawawe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2007
When you have fun with what you write in poetry (and prose, for that matter) like this, it really shines through and makes a great poem. :)
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Pussy-Asbest Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007
This is really great. The wit behind it reminded me a little of Dr. Seuss. Good Job!
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007   Writer
Now that is an excellent compliment, thank you so much
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Danteholic Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007
wow, very witty and amusing. Loved it!
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007   Writer
Thank you, I had fun writing it, I love pure wordplay.

How did you come across this one, it's not one of my recent poems.?
If you don't mind me asking?
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Danteholic Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007
it was in my inbox today...perhaps from poetic path? I think so...
it reminded me of my piece on poetry and prose, I love word play. It's hard to find someone with an intelligent sense of play...
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007   Writer
I sent that in on the 2nd of March, I guess they are a bit backlogged.
Well that also means it must be in my inbox too, I should go and look.

As for Poetical tag, I know we are going to have fun.
I play with (thinks) six people right now and have never been so inspired, it's so personal.

I am looking into making it a Poet club so the inspiration can get spread around some more.

And you are another Canadian, lol, I swear that makes at least three of you.
Must be something in the frozen water.

I have to take care of some deviant business but then I will pick one of your poems and write a tag reply, unless you beat me to it.

When we play we pick a poem and whatever theme or line or idea strikes us we use as inspiration for our tag reply.
We then put a link to the poem we are replying to in the comments of the poem we post and then put a link to our new poem in the comments of the one that inspired us saying "Tag you're it" (gee that sounds a lot more complex than it actually is) you can look at some of my poems to see what I mean, most of them are from some link in a chain of Tag, the inspirational evolution is excellent, I have been taken to new places.
Also because I play with different people at the same time I find myself writing a Childrens poem, an Erotic piece and some word play all in the same day.
Yay for poetical tag!
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Danteholic Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2007
it sounds like fun :)
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emusonparole Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007   Writer
Alarmingly alliterative, hazardously humorous, really well written, and it rocked.
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007   Writer
Thanks i enjoyed writing it
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Fantasywriter88 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2007   Writer
very interesting and different.
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2007   Writer
Thank you for your interest
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PsychoBunnyGrl Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2007
I have to say the word play is amazing. I'm in awe!
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Bunnyfugger Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2007   Writer
Thanks you crazy bunny.

Word play is where I have fun playing with my self.

Sometimes I read work by others; like yours or the incredible Frankienexus and get inspired to write in other styles...
But I always return to word play....it makes me smile.
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PsychoBunnyGrl Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2007
I know what you mean, its always fun to play with something/ someone new. You get bored of the same old. And you're welcome!
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